Thursday, March 29, 2018

The 'Roseanne' Revival Is For Real People, Just Like It Always Was


Late last year, when it was confirmed that Roseanne, the iconic ‘90s sitcom that broke down walls during its nine-season run on ABC, would be returning to the network for a new season (the latest in a series of major network revivals of previously successful series), I was not excited. You would think I would have been excited; the early seasons of the original Roseanne are some of my favorite television of all-time. My family knows this, and a lot of them were puzzled when I didn’t immediately express excitement over its return over two decades later. That’s because I really wasn’t excited. I was scared.
The cast of Roseanne in 1988.
To say that the original Roseanne, which ran from 1988 to 1997, broke new ground would be a vast understatement. It portrayed Middle America in a way that everyone knew to be true—but had never been shown on network television in such a way. In a sense, American network TV was still recovering from ‘50s and ‘60s family ethics on shows like The Brady BunchHappy DaysLaverne & Shirley and even Three’s Company. We had All in the Family and The Mary Tyler Moore Show in the ‘70s, which started unraveling the perfect illusion of the American family unit and showing the reality that not everything is okay by the final commercial break—but accepting such realities was a different story altogether. Representation or no representation, we don’t always watch TV for reality, right? We watch it, arguably, to escape.

At the height of its run, the original Roseanne had it all. It had punch lines—good ones—and it had nerve. It steered straight into controversial issues—poverty, labor unions, domestic violence, premarital sex, racism, sexuality—but didn’t sensationalize them. One of my personal favorites was an episode that found youngest child DJ (Michael Fishman) having to kiss a girl in a school play but was made uncomfortable by the fact that she was black. In the episode’s best scene, Roseanne lays into him about tolerance, shouting: “Black people are just like us, they’re every bit as good as us, and any people who don’t think so are just a bunch of banjo-picking, cousin-dating embarrassments to respectable white trash like us!” It managed to be unsentimental by portraying that, sometimes, families will always love each other, but that doesn’t mean we like each other right now (I mean, let’s call a spade a spade: the Conner family hated each other most of the time), but also managed to still somehow be deeply felt. Because it was real. They were loud. They were fat. They belched and bellowed, and fought over the TV remote. They lived paycheck to paycheck. They were real. For the majority of its run, Roseanne could have been summed up merely by the title of its pilot episode: “Life and Stuff.”
In the two decades since the original series went off the air, Roseanne got itself a reputation as one of the only network television comedies that “got” Middle America, but that reputation is only somewhat justified, since several other network TV series (both comedy and drama) have since continued what Roseanne started in the ‘90s: Grace Under FireMalcolm in the MiddleFriday Night LightsThe New Adventures of Old Christine and The Middle, to name a few, not to mention sitcoms that began the conversation that Roseanne continued: MaudeAll in the FamilyGood Times and Married... with ChildrenRoseanne covered it all somehow both crudely and tastefully at the same time, without excessive amounts of melodrama. It stood out with good reason: it was real, it was funny, it was created by and was mainly about a woman, and would go on to become the number one American television program. Not to mention the fact that the real Roseanne would become a central figure in pop culture as quite possibly the most iconic unruly woman—she wrestled creative control of Roseanne away from other male producers for most of the series’ run, believing that the material they produced was taking away from the series’ feminist and women-centric tone, and pulled outrageous stunts on Hollywood red carpets, all of which only amplified her unruly image.

“I knew they would try to homogenize the character I created. The question was how much. I wasn’t prepared for the answer. It was hard for me to give ideas that weren’t executed the way I wanted. That drove me crazy.”
—Roseanne Barr

But one could say that this unruly image that Roseanne Barr stepped into at the height of her hit sitcom got away from her—once she had worked her way up and, by the later seasons of the series, was in near complete creative control, Roseanne took a strange turn. The show was always—for lack of a better term—“white trash” in a sense, but it seemed to become more apparent and amplified as time wore on. And there was nothing wrong with that...at first. It continued to provide representation “for” Middle America through American comedy TV. But before long, it just got...weird. Episodes were all over the place; strange musical numbers, surreal dream sequences, Roseanne fighting terrorists on a plane and, by the final season, the Conners had won the lottery: perhaps the solid moment where the weirdness had taken its toll. Suddenly America’s most iconic working-class family was no longer working-class: the entire premise was shot to hell, and critics took notice. To top it off, it turned out the entire final season was in fact a dream thought up by Roseanne to help herself cope after Dan’s (John Goodman) death, who had died following a heart attack at the end of the eighth season.
Roseanne Barr in the 1990s.
And the thing was, the network allowed the weirdness to continue longer than it would have on any other show, established or not. I always believed that Barr became drunk with power and decided that, by a certain point in the series’ run, that they were just going to do whatever the hell they wanted and everyone would just have to like it. But at the same time, it wasn’t completely out of touch of the show’s realm: Roseanne Conner’s brazenness, clear obesity and questioning the grey area between feminism and the family ideal was just one of many things that made the character—and Roseanne—compelling. Barr captured it best herself: “Shows are dominated by fathers who know best and wives who are so enchanted with everything they do. I wanted to be the first mom ever to be a mom on TV. I wanted to send a message about mothers and how much we do.” But, as writer and senior culture critic for BuzzFeed Anne Helen Petersen points out in her review of the revived Roseanne, “Being unruly is not necessarily, or consistently, aligned with being ‘progressive.’ Those who making a living pushing other people’s boundaries often, with time, seek new boundaries to push. Barr was rewarded for her honesty, but everyone’s honesty needs a certain level of bullshit moderation: not a filter, necessarily, but an ability to reflect, and an understanding that too much power, combined with too little self-censorship, can curdle even the most progressive of worldviews.”
Barr always closely identified herself with Roseanne Conner during the original series and constantly reminded the press that the character was based off of something she created—she identified as a feminist at a time when most female public figures did not, and was always very quick to call bullshit when it came to representation of certain people both on and behind the screen—which is why she sought to introduce gay characters to her sitcom because she had gay siblings in real life, among a slew of other bold creative choices she made and risks she took. But that didn’t mean that Roseanne Barr and Roseanne Conner were ever the same person: Conner was based off of her stand-up routines which was based off of Barr’s life so sure, they shared some of the same world views that they then in turn shared with the world through a television sitcom, but once Barr had worked her way up to the top of the creative ladder, she had pushed so many boundaries that, as Petersen puts so eloquently, she needed new boundaries to push. And maybe she ran out.
The original Roseanne bid adieu after nine mostly good seasons in 1997. Flash-forward nearly 21 years later, when Roseanne has returned to network TV in a time when major networks are finding bankable opportunities in turning to previously successful series for new ratings boosts. So why was I scared when it was confirmed that ABC was bringing back the once groundbreaking show that I still love so much? Well, to say that Roseanne Barr is the same person she was in the mid ‘90s would be a huge lie, and anybody with access to the media knows this. Sure, she was still the funny and bold Roseanne we loved in the ‘90s, but like everyone has done since we last saw the Conner family, she’s aged: not only in years, but in her ideologies as well. Watching reruns of the original Roseanne reminds us of how relevant and groundbreaking it was (and perhaps, in some ways, still is), but that doesn’t mean the same Roseanne with the same wacky yet worthwhile commentary would do the same for the country as it did from 1988 to 1997. I mean, the controversial things Barr said in the ‘90s compared to the controversial things Barr says now are not exactly on the same level of brazenness, shall we say. Apparently, ABC disagreed when they ordered 9 new episodes of the series and, for the first few months, everyone waited in mostly pleasant suspense. We loved the Conners! It’ll be great to see them again and have their social commentary in these trying political times! Meanwhile, I was over in the corner, making a cringey face while silently thinking, “Ummm... you guys remember that a) the show got really, really weird at the end and b) Roseanne Barr is a psycho Trump supporter who openly trolls people online and called Hillary Clinton a witch and a liar (among other more explicit obscenities) on social media during the 2016 election? Aaaaand, we’re going to be supporting this WHY?” My fear for the revived Roseanne only intensified once the cast and crew confirmed that the Conners would be Trump supporters on the series as well—which was when most of the rest of you joined me in the corner making cringing faces and being scared for what was going to happen.
The Conners putting the D in dysfunctional, 2018 style.
But, of course, I knew I was going to watch the new episodes of Roseanne. How could I not? It is still some of my favorite TV of all-time. I couldn’t not check out its revival, cringey political views inserted or not. But it also drew the question of how much of a platform the network was going to give Barr the second time around—she had worked her way up the first time and no one could tear her down, but could the same have been said for its revival two decades later? The answer was clear: we’ll just have to watch and see. And you know what? Apart from the oddly surreal experience I had seeing the Conner house in high-definition all these years later, the rebooted Roseanne was oddly neutral politics wise, which was both refreshing and somehow relevant. I know critics on the Internet have already pounced on how it’s still normalizing Trump and trying to get us to sympathize with white Trump voters—something people still don’t want to do, for perfectly just reasons—but at the same time, this is the America you are living in (not me, of course; I’m up here in Canada face-palming every time I look at your news), and the series isn’t looking for sympathy for Trump voters: it merely portrayed both sides with the same too-close-to-home punch lines Roseanne always had. One tweet I saw perfectly summed up the first new episode: “Roseanne wasn’t for the left. It wasn’t for the right. It was for real people.” Simple, but true, and in the exact same vein that the series was always in: it’s about real people.
Sometimes a girl just needs her mama.
Not only was the political angle of the rebooted Roseanne dealt with rather tastefully, another thing was made clear very soon into the first new episode: it seems the revived series is no longer solely a forum for Roseanne Barr’s bold, brazen and unruly ideologies. In fact, the first two episodes make clear that Roseanne Conner is no longer the sole central character of the series, either: Darlene (Sara Gilbert) is wrestling with being an unemployed, single mother of two who has just moved her family into her parents’ house, which in itself is a shift of the original issues Roseanne dealt with in the ‘90s onto her daughter, as the circle of life continues to spin (Darlene’s daughter, Harris, is also a clear redux of who Darlene was as a teenager and that is made clear to viewers almost immediately). These two episodes de-center Roseanne as the hero (or anti-hero) of the family’s story, but she is also there as a heartfelt yet still loud and unruly mother and grandmother. Roseanne Conner’s vulnerability was always there, just beneath the surface of a joke, and now she has passed that onto her future generations: not only her children but her grandchildren, most namely Darlene’s gender-fluid son Mark (Ames McNamara) who Roseanne accompanies to school and playfully threatens the other kids if they give him any trouble, just as only Roseanne can do. But even then—Roseanne has, for the most part, ceased and desisted as the moral epicentre of the series. Darlene, Jackie (Laurie Metcalf) and even the still emotionally immature Becky (Lecy Goranson) have stepped up to have their moments in the sun in that role, which seems to make the revived Roseanne all the more enjoyable. Petersen believes that having Darlene fill the central role that Roseanne served in the original series will be the key to the revival’s success, since Darlene was always the most like Roseanne in terms of dry wit and secret vulnerability.
The one thing that may come to be difficult to reconcile is that we as viewers know how unhinged Roseanne Barr can be in real life as of late, saying unspeakable things both in the press and on social media. Perhaps we’d be more comfortable accepting that the Conners of 2018 voted for Trump because they’re fictional, and we don’t want to face the fact that so many people voted for him in real life. But as far as network television goes, it seems ABC isn’t letting Barr take over the series as a platform for her own ideologies this time—ones that were once admirable, now despicable—and rightfully so: because when Roseanne was a success, it was because it was about real people. And so far, its revival has done an excellent job at both recapturing and updating what made the original so groundbreaking two decades ago.

Thursday, March 15, 2018

Book Review: 'We Are Never Meeting in Real Life' by Samantha Irby

This was singlehandedly one of the funniest and most relatable books I've ever read.

We Are Never Meeting in Real Life
is an essay collection by humorist, writer and blogger Samantha Irby where she covers everything from her rough upbringing, to dating and relationships, to her general dislike of the general population (RELATABLE) and, to quote the back cover, "sometimes you just have to laugh, even when your life is a dumpster fire" (YUP. AGREED.)

To demonstrate how much I related to this book, I thought I would quote some of the many passages where I found myself thinking, "Holy Mother of God, YESSS SAME."

1) "I prefer to admit my inadequacies to assholes who can relate." YES. EXACTLY. I'm not going to have a conversation about how much of a failure I am at adulthood with someone who's going to sit there and judge me. Fuck that.

2) "It turns out that I am not very good at making friends unless I am already trapped in an insufferable hellscape with someone who doesn't mind my cracking a few inappropriate jokes as we circle life's drain." This is literally my life, you don't even understand. Literally.

3) She literally has a chapter called "A Case For Remaining Indoors" which coincidentally happens to be the title of my forthcoming autobiography. We share the same views on fall and winter being the best seasons because summer sucks ("Wouldn't you rather be dead than hot? I am 100 percent over people pretending that open-mouth breathing in 1,000 percent humidity while being burned to a crisp by the sun is the jam." COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF), and we also share the same views on a list of things you can do inside: "My boyfriend, the TV, is inside (YUP), food just tastes better inside, you can daydream about things in catalogues you are never going to buy, your space, your rules."

4) "I am a negative person by nature, and I typically shy away from anything that requires me to be having visible fun. I like to do stuff that I can sit quietly in the back and enjoy, and I have spent my entire adult life perfecting a bored-yet-slightly-amused-and-entertained facade. And I just don't understand being excited about exercise. It's like doing a cartwheel on your way to have a root canal; my face just doesn't light up at the prospect of abdominal isolations." I have honestly never related to something more in my entire life. I'm not exaggerating one little bit. I have struggled to put a feeling exactly like this into words for most of my life.

5) "This is why the Internet is a miracle. I mean, I don't care about watching real-life murders on the dark Web or angrily tweeting at CNN anchors, but it is a magical thing that I can just open up my computer and cultivate superficial relationships with people who may or may not have stolen their profile picture from an Instagram model without having to pluck my mustache hairs first." Also. Literally. My. Life.

6) "Boredom is a fallacy in my tiny life. I have a fancy phone with lots of apps on it and relatively decent LTE coverage, I haven't been truly 'bored' since 2007." LMAO SO TRUE.

7) "I will never be snappy with a waitress or lose my mind on the phone with customer service or make small talk with someone else's kid, because, honest to God, I would rather eat my own teeth than suffer any more humiliating human contact [...] Joanna, who owns the indie bookstore down the street from our crib, asked me the other day to give her the name of a good book I'd read recently, and because I value her opinion, I stood in front of her for, like, three real minutes cycling through every book I've rated on Goodreads in the last three months trying to determine which one would be the most impressive." Do you even understand how much this is literally my life?

I hope my crazy rambling and quotes from We Are Never Meeting in Real Life inspires you to check out this awesomely hilarious book, because I couldn't stop reading it until I ran out of pages. 5/5 stars.

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

10 Albums That Are Pure Perfection From Start to Finish

You know those albums that are really just absolute perfection from beginning to end? I’m not even talking about albums where every song is good so we all collectively agree the album is amazing. No. I’m talking about albums that are best appreciated when you listen to them from start to finish, albums that are true listening experiences if you take the time to put on your best pair of headphones and soak in all that it has to offer; where you might even end up looking like this while you do so:
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Here are 10 albums of that caliber that I like to enjoy best from beginning to end, each for different reasons.
1. Avril Lavigne, Let Go

If you ask me, Avril Lavigne never topped the perfection that was her 2002 debut album. It really solidified her into this pop punk princess sound that simultaneously rejected pop music conventions while also incorporating elements of post-grunge music to make her own vision of pop meets punk that defined a large part of the early 2000s for most. Either you sing along to every word of “Sk8er Boi” or you don’t listen to it at all, CAPEESH?!
2. Adele, 21

All of Adele’s albums are spectacular (even if you think she’s overrated, you must admit she’s talented), and as much as listening to each of her three albums individually all present amazing listening experiences, I truly believe 21 to be her best album in that sense. It doesn’t mean I don’t love 19 and 25 any less, but 21 brings back so many memories of the year that album came out and how everyone was newly and rightfully obsessed with Adele (except for me; my obsession with her started after she won Best New Artist at the Grammys in 2009 and I couldn’t stop listening to “Chasing Pavements” for months afterwards). Not only that, every song flows beautifully, one after the next, without a single dud. Truly a listening experience.
3. Lana Del Rey, Born to Die

This album doesn’t get the credit it deserves for reasons that still mystify me. Born to Die was Lana Del Rey’s major-label debut album from 2012 that reintroduced the femme fatale pop rebel image back into the mainstream, and as much as it is appreciated by music critics now retroactively, I seem to remember a lot of negative speech about it when it first came out. A widely panned performance by Del Rey on Saturday Night Live didn’t help matters, but the larger issue was that Del Rey was reinventing herself from a previous sound and image, a sound and image that was resurrected on the Internet and brought the singer a lot of unnecessarily negative backlash. In that, it was a distinctively female backlash: after all, a male singer can reinvent himself with a new look and sound every decade and the world will still bow at his feet (*cough* Bob Dylan *cough*) but as soon as a female singer does the same, they’re trying too hard, trying to be young again by appealing to the young, things of this nature. It is for these reasons that I believe mainstream music critics prefer to celebrate pop rebels like Lorde and Halsey than to acknowledge the impact of an artist like Lana Del Rey, who Lorde said on multiple occasions heavily influenced her 2013 debut album. In any event, Born to Die is a masterpiece of an album that set the stage for so much in pop in the years to follow.
4. Shania Twain, Up!

Up! is Shania Twain’s best album and this court is now adjourned. She made a lot of great music with her ex-hubby producer Mutt Lange, but this album is definitely their best. We all love the revolutionary country pop tunes they produced on albums like Come On Over (1997), which would become one of the best-selling albums of all-time, but on Up!, Twain is settled into a role that came more naturally to her; she’s said publicly numerous times that she didn’t like the confines that pop music put on her, which is why she never defined herself as an artist of any particular genre. Every song works, and is a perfect example of a series of songs that are best appreciated to when listened to together, in order. As much as I don’t want to acknowledge that Mutt Lange did something right (after what he put Ms. Twain through in recent years, after all), but not only does Twain hit every right note on this album, it’s also amazingly produced.
5. Taylor Swift, Red

Red is not only Taylor Swift’s best album but quite possibly her magnum opus. Don’t EVEN @ me. For someone like Swift, a masterclass songwriter who broke into country music while always displaying a certain sensibility for pop, Red expertly displays both her ability to deliver excellent country and excellent pop. Mind you, I would describe this album as more country than pop (if you were looking to be impressed with what Swift can do with pop music, I would sooner recommend 1989 and definitely Reputation), and definitely not like the country pop from her earlier years. Red is primarily a country album with some pop songs (all of which were made singles, leading to several critics describing this album as her first to display her prospect as a pop star), but it differentiates itself from the more distinct yet somewhat immature country pop jams from albums like Fearless and Speak Now by adopting a much more mature sound where Swift can continue to prove she knows how to write a damn song (if you don’t think “All Too Well” is the best song she’s ever written I don’t know how to talk to you). Red is another great example of an album that is best appreciated when listened to from beginning to end, where the A+ songwriting and production can work its magic.
6. Alessia Cara, Know-It-All

Quite possibly one of the most stunning debut albums I’ve ever heard, while also leaving some legroom for growth and maturation in terms of sound and lyrics. If you were to ever crave an album from another amazing pop-meets-R&B rebel that perfectly captures themes of youth and self-worth, I can only recommend Know-It-All. It took three years after this album for Alessia Cara to win the Grammy for Best New Artist, but the win was oh so well deserved and I will now return to patiently waiting for her next album.
7. Kesha, Rainbow

What can I even say about Rainbow when there’s so much to love? I liked Ke$ha as much as the next person circa 2010, but there was always something about her that prevented me from loving her enough to have all of her songs in my iTunes. Maybe it was the excess of party songs. Maybe it was the processed, generic quality even her catchiest of songs had, which I never would have realized back then. But when Kesha removed the dollar sign from her name and famously sued her former producer, Dr. Luke, for physical, emotional and sexual abuse, everything about that girl changed, and I got answers to a lot of my questions. Ke$ha was nothing but a patriarchal creation by a music executive who knew he could make money off of it, squandering the large amount of true talent that Kesha really does have. Critics didn’t hate Ke$ha’s albums (nor did I, her second album Warrior is actually really good), but the electropop genre of those two albums always called her actual ability to sing into question, to which the singer said on at least one occasion that singing “is one of the few things [she] can do.” With a high-profile lawsuit and a variety of emotional issues (including an eating disorder) behind her, Kesha released her third album Rainbow last year and not only revealed the true, authentic and real Kesha (who really can sing, you guys), she also tackled the variety of the issues she had been through with her music that hit home for a lot of listeners (myself included), including depression, anxiety and other emotional baggage. All I can do is be in utter awe of this woman’s utter strength and perseverance to go through so much shit over the last five years and come out clean on the other side, finding a rainbow after the storm. In that, listening to Rainbow a countless amount of times since it came out, I have found myself singing along not only in admiration but with a sense of, “If Kesha can stay strong, so can I.”
8. Alanis Morissette, Jagged Little Pill

I honestly don’t even know how to enjoy Jagged Little Pill unless I’m listening to it from beginning to end, start to finish. Every song is expertly crafted, so much so that I almost don’t want to listen to just one song on its own without hearing what comes next. Can you even believe that music’s most iconic alt rocker used to sing dance-pop before this album?! It still floors me.
9. Troye Sivan, Blue Neighbourhood

Full disclosure: I only learned to appreciate this album quite recently, after giving it a multitude of chances to strike me as something worthwhile. I’m not much of an indie pop person—I like Tegan and Sara, are they even considered indie pop?—so when it comes to listening to an indie artist, I really do have to brace myself. Indie music, like indie film, can either be a pleasantly surprising hidden gem or an outrageously strange display of something weird that the artist wanted to make. There is no in between. So when Troye Sivan (a former YouTuber and Australian actor who portrayed his musical aspirations online for years) released his full-length debut album with songs like “Youth” and “Wild” (the Alessia Cara remix, of course), I was intrigued. To top it off, Sivan is gay, and to say we’ve ever had an openly gay male pop star who appeals to young adults would probably be false, so that does give him a definite advantage. However, his first album didn’t strike me as my cup of tea at all when I first heard it—just a tad too electro/indie pop for Jeffrey, thank you—but once I started to love and appreciate the songs of Sivan’s that I really do like, I thought why not give Blue Neighbourhood another shot. And I’m glad I did. Because as much as it is excessively electro/indie pop at times, the underlying sentiment of the songs are really strong and distinctively queer, which is something we need to have in pop music right now. Not to mention Sivan’s second album is coming any day now AND I’M IN SUSPENSE.

(Edit: It is worth mentioning that, for some bizarre reason, I had never heard of Troye Sivan until last summer, even though he's pretty well known among my age category, when my cousin told me to listen to his song "Wild" with Alessia Cara. So thanks to him for that. WAVE HI TO THE BLOG, TREVOR.)
10. Carly Rae Jepsen, Emotion

Would any list of my favorite albums of any kind be complete without mentioning Emotion? I think NOT! (This is now your one and only time to roll your eyes before I ramble on about goddess queen icon Carly Rae or else you will be asked kindly to live this exhibition). It just needs to be said that Jepsen is not the “Call Me Maybe” girl anymore, and this album singlehandedly proved she is capable of so much more as an artist. Heavily ‘80s influenced dance-pop fits our Canadian pop princess quite well, it seems, but it didn’t catch on with the public as much as critics (and the gays) would have liked it to; it underperformed commercially, despite the success of the single “I Really Like You” (which doesn’t even sound like the rest of the album, really). But in lieu of commercial success, Emotion received critical acclaim and reinvigorated Jepsen’s career as somewhat of an “indie darling” for some, drawing a newfound fanbase to her music that were not present in the “Call Me Maybe” days. She also released Emotion: Side B a year later, an 8-song EP of tracks that were cut from the original record, which just furthers the showcase of her ability to sing a pop song, because all of those songs are amazing too.